I couldn't decide what to get you for your birthday, so I thought I'd give you the gift of suspense.I may have missed the actual date, but my love and wishes for you are timeless.Let's just blame it on Mercury being in retrograde.
I'm sorry for the delay in my birthday wishes.Heck, one of these messages would even make a really cute birthday caption for Instagram!Ĭaitlin Bensel Funny Belated Birthday Wishes Pioneer Woman food fans might get a kick out of a line like, "Have you heard? In banana years, you're ripe enough for bread!" If your bestie is big on the puns, draw a couple of pickles and write, "How do two pickle friends celebrate each other? They relish their birthdays." So if you're wondering what to write in a birthday card with the perfect balance between silly and appropriate, so you can deliver a birthday wish that's as unforgettable as the birthday person themself. Choose an exceptionally cheesy card and throw in a goody one-liner or sarcastic birthday quip. Life is too short to be taken so seriously, whether you need birthday wishes for a best friend or birthday wishes for your mom. Picture this: you're at a party, surrounded by birthday cake, confetti, and a whole bunch of people singing a slightly off-key rendition of "Happy Birthday." As the spotlight shifts to you, you realize it's your turn to wish the birthday boy or girl well.ĭo you go for the heartfelt speech that brings tears to their eyes or do you unleash the comedic genius within you and leave them rolling on the floor with laughter? Well, if you're anything like the Drummonds, you choose the latter, because let's face it: funny birthday wishes are the real icing on the cake! (Okay, rolling on the floor is thinking too highly of dad jokes.)
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